Zoseketsa kwambiri zazifupi ndi nthabwala zatsopano ndi nthabwala zopusa

nthabwala zoseketsa

• Delphry anamufunsa sheikh yemwe akuti ntchito yanga ndi haram? Iye adati chifukwa chiyani suli wokhulupirira? Anati ayi KFC.
• Tsiku lina mwamuna wina wa ku Upper Egypt anapeza wotchi yolembedwapo ndalama zokwana mapaundi 10. Iye analowa n’kufunsa kuti, “Nanga bwanji kuletsa madzi?
• Chitsiru chinabera mkazi wopusa yemwe maondo ake anali m’Chiarabu n’kupitiriza kuvota..  Anati kwa iye: Ukhala chete kapena ndikugwetsa pansi? Anamuuza kuti ayi ndipo anakhala chete.
• Iwo anapereka mphoto ya mapaundi milioni imodzi kwa munthu amene ali ndi ana 10.                                                                                                                                     Ndipo timamaliza khumi ndikupambana mphoto? Anapita ndipo atabwerako, adafunsa mkazi wake kuti, "Ana ali kuti?" Anamuuza kuti banja lililonse limene bambo ake anamutenga.
• Nthawi ina anaba nkhuku n’kupita kunyanja, n’kuiyeretsa n’kuidya. Iye anati, “Ayi, Pasha.” Wapolisiyo anati, “Ndi nthenga izo?” Adati adatuluka kukasamba ndikundiuza kuti ndisamalire zovala zanga.
• Tsiku lina akazi awiri achikulire ankafuna kukwatiwa. Anapita ku kampuyo n’kunena kuti: “Tinena mwana woyamba kudutsa.” M’modzi wa iwo atadutsa, mmodzi wa iwo anati kwa iye: “Kodi undikwatire ine? Amour? Adati kwa iye: Ndidzakwatira galu ndipo sadzakukwatira! Wachiwiri anapita nati: Hohoho.

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zozizira kwambiri za 2019

Kwambiri, nthabwala zoseketsa kwambiri

• Munthu wina asanamwalire, anasonkhanitsa ana ake atatu n’kuwauza kuti agwire dzanja limodzi, ndipo anapatsa mkulu wa ansembe ndodo, yomwe anathyoka mosavuta.
• Tsiku lina iye anauza mwamuna wake kuti, “Lero ndinadziyang’ana pagalasi, ndipo ndinadzipeza ndekha ndili mwezi 14.” Kodi ukuganiza kuti uku ndi kudzikuza?! Anati ayi, ayi, ndi chiyani ichi! Awa akhala amalume anga.

Mukufuna kufa ndi kuseka? Onani zoposa 1000 nthabwala zoseketsa

• Nthawi ina, anakhumudwa ndi mkazi wake ndipo anamulembera kapepala kakuti, “Dzukani 6 koloko m’mawa.” Anadzuka cha m’ma 11 n’kupeza kapepala kakuti, “Dzukani 6 koloko m’mawa. m'mawa."
• Tsiku lina anapita kunyumba mochedwa ndipo mwamuna wake anamuuza kuti: “Unali kuti? Anati: Ayi, pepani... Panali munthu wina amene amakangana nane..   Anati kwa iye: Akukangana nawe, n’chifukwa chiyani unachedwa? Anamuuza kuti: Anali kuyenda pang'onopang'ono...!
• Tsiku lina mwamuna wina wa popcorn anauza mnzake kuti, “Ndinali kuyenda m’chipululu, mkango unandigwera, ndipo ndinagwa m’nyanja. m’chipululu. Adati: “Ndikuyenda m’chipululu, Mkango unandidzera n’kundidya.

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zaposachedwa zaku Egypt 2019

Werengani nthabwala zazifupi 10 zapamwamba

• Munthu woledzera anaitana malo odyera nati, “Kodi muli ndi chakudya chamadzulo?” Wogwira ntchito m’lesitilantiyo anayankha kuti, “Inde.” Woledzerayo anayankha kuti, “N’chifukwa chiyani simunandiitane?
• Nthawi ina amauza mkazi wake kuti, “Kodi ndikuuze nthabwala?” Anamuuza chinachake! Iye anati izo zinali nthabwala^Iye anamuuza iye, “Iye wasudzulidwa.” Iye anati, “Iye wasudzulidwa.”
• Tsiku lina, munthu wina wotembenuka mtima, anamufunsa kuti: “Kodi mukufuna kuchita chiyani pa moyo wanu? Adati, Ndikuona munthu akuyenda yekha.
• Mahshish akufunsa za zotsatira za machesi.
• Mbalame inalowa mu supermarket, n’chifukwa chiyani anatuluka ali wosangalala? Adadziwona yekha pa Beef Paf.
• Wina amati thaulo lamalovu la atsikana.. Chifukwa chiyani? Chifukwa amamulavulira pankhope zambiri. Zambiri nthabwala Muigupto woseketsa, mudzafa ndi kuseka
• Umwi aumwi wabo ulaangulukide kubelesya Intaneti, bakakaka kumupa lukkomano mumyoyo, akunywa mbomujana bwiinguzi.
• Wina adalowa mu stadium ndi spoon eti? Kusuntha masewera.

nthabwala zopusa

• Pepsi, fries ndi hamburger akuthamanga chifukwa chiyani? chakudya chofulumira.
• Nkhuku inadzipha ... ndipo inalemba mu will yake ... Lolani Maggie akuthandizeni.
• Wopusa adamuimba mlandu wanzeru adapezeka kuti anali wosalakwa.
• Pitirizani kuwerenga nthabwala zoseketsa kwambiri Ndimaseka manyazi ako ndipo sindiuza aliyense.

Dinani apa kuti muwone nthabwala za Aigupto zikufa ndi kuseka

Zoseketsa kwambiri za Aigupto ndi Arabu

• Nthawi zonse munthu akamadutsa mumsewu, amaona munthu akusuta ndudu ziwiri..                                                                  ] Iye anati, “Poyamba, mnzanga wina anali atazolowera kuti tikumwa ndudu kuno, ndipo mnzanga ameneyu ankayenda ulendo, choncho ine ndinali ku Sharblah ndipo ndinali ku Sharblah. ..   Iye anati, 'N'chifukwa chiyani ukumwa ndudu imodzi?! Iye anati, “Ndasiya.”
• Wina anakumana ndi wina akuthamanga mumsewu, ndiye anamufunsa chifukwa chiyani ukuthamangira? Apongozi anga anati ndinamugulira nsomba yokwana half kilo ndipo anaidya yaiwisi anapuwala pakati!! Anati, kodi mukamutenga dokotala? Anati ayi, ndimutengera theka la kilogalamu yachiwiri.

Zoseketsa zopusa zopusa

• Tsiku lina ankafuna kugula nkhuku ndipo anapita kusitoloko n’kunena kuti, “Chonde ndikufuna nkhuku.” Munthuyo anamufunsa kuti, “Kodi ndikufuna yaiwisi kapena yathanzi? Salima anati..  Bamboyo anati, “Pita pansanjika yachiwiri.”   Anafika pansanjika yachiwiri. Anati zinali zapakatikati..   Iye anati, “Pita kunsanjika yachitatu..”  Anapita kunsanjika yachitatu..                                                                                                                      — Anati ndi cystic… Bamboyo anati, “Taonani, tilibe nkhuku, koma mukuganiza bwanji za dongosololi?”
• Anthu awiri osauka kwambiri, ndimawaweruza kuti aphedwe..   Anafunsa poyamba kuti, “Mukuchita chiyani?” Iye anati kwa iwo, “Ndikufuna kuona amayi anga.” Iwo anafunsa winayo kuti, “Mukuchita chiyani? Anawauza kuti asamulole kuti aone amayi ake.

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zoseketsa za Mahshashin

• Kusukulu, mphunzitsi wowerengera ndalama akufunsa wophunzira wake kuti: Ngati abambo anu adabwereka mapaundi chikwi ku banki ndi mapaundi enanso chikwi kwa mnansi wanu, angabwezenso masauzande angati? Wophunzira: Sangabweze kalikonse, Professor...  Professor: Mwana wanga, ndibwereka chikwi chimodzi kenako chikwi china...   Wophunzira: Sangabweze kalikonse..    Professor: Khala pansi mwana wanga, watero. sindikudziwa kalikonse za akauntiyi..    Wophunzirayo: Ndinu amene simukuwadziwa bambo anga, Professor.
• Wina anapeka mapiritsi a amayi apakati kuti mwanayo akhale waulemu, ndipo aliyense wobadwa kumene akhale waulemu. Anapita kwa dokotala kuti akamupangire opaleshoni.  Anapeza ana amapasa, aliyense akuumirira mnzake ndi kumuuza kuti, “Pitirizani.”  Wachiwiriyo anati, “Ayi, pitirira, ndiwe woyamba.”
• Nthawi ina, munthu wopusa adapita kwa dotolo kuti awerenge mwana wake .. Adotolo adalowa mchipinda choimbira ndi mwana .. Kotala la ola limodzi, adotolo adatuluka nati kwa mwamunayo, ”   Anatuluka kupita kwa kamnyamatako nanena kwa atate wake…. Adadi, abambo, sindine amayi, abambo ake .. abambo ake adapita namuwuza kuti akhale chete, mwana, udzadziwa zoposa dokotala.

nthabwala Mukuyetsemula ndi kuseka, ziwoneni tsopano

• Gulu la alenje linapita kokasaka, ndipo nthawi iliyonse akagwira chinachake, agalu awo ankathamanga kukatenga nyama, kupatulapo galu mmodzi yemwe ankaopa kulira kwa zipolopolo. kumenyedwa ndi mfuti zambiri kuti azolowere zipolopolozo..   Ndipo ataitenga kwa miyezi 6..   Anabwereranso koyambirira kokasaka.Chimene chinakantha moto wa galuyo sichinabwerenso.
• Tsiku lina wophunzira wina anafunsa pulofesayo kuti: “Kodi n’zotheka kuti munthu alangidwe chifukwa cha zimene sanachite? Iye anati: “Ayi.” Wophunzirayo anasangalala kwambiri ndipo anamuuza kuti: “Chabwino, sindinachite homuweki yanga.” nthabwala zoseketsa Kwambiri, kwambiri, mochuluka kwambiri, penyani izo tsopano patsamba la Aigupto
• Kambuku akamaona kalulu ankamumenya n’kunena kuti, “N’chifukwa chiyani watalika chonchi? Choncho Kalulu anayamba kudandaulira mkangowo..  Mkangowo unapempha Nyalugweyo n’kunena kuti, “Ukapanda kumumenya umuuze kuti, ‘Ndibweretsere kaloti. Ndipatseni kaloti wofiira.’ Ndipo akakubweretserani kaloti wofiira, amati, ‘Bweretsani kaloti wachikasu..’    Kambukuyo anauza Kalulu kuti, ‘Kodi ukufuna kaloti?’..   Kalulu anamufunsa kuti, ‘Zofiira kapena zachikasu? '” Kambukuyo anam’menya n’kunena kuti, “N’chifukwa chiyani uli ndi khosi lalitali chonchi?
• Mphunzitsi wina anafunsa ana a m’kalasimo amene ankaganiza kuti ndi opusa kuti aimirire..  Patapita nthawi, wophunzira wina anaimirira...  Aphunzitsi anamufunsa kuti, N’chifukwa chiyani ukuganiza kuti ndiwe wopusa? Wophunzirayo anayankha, “Sindikufuna kukuwonani inu mutaima nokha, Professor.” 
• Mphunzitsiyo anafunsa ophunzirawo kuti: Ndani angandipatse mayina a zokwawa zitatu?

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zolimba kwambiri zaku Egypt

Nthabwala zazifupi

• Pali mwamuna (wachigololo) yemwe adakwatiwa ... Honeymoon yapita.
• Mlimi wina anapatsidwa samosa ndipo anatsegula n’kumaganiza kuti ndi mphatso.
• Nthawi ina mkango unadya nkhalamba, n’chifukwa chiyani unkakonda kukoma kwake? Chifukwa ndi crispy. 
• Wapolisi wina atapuma pantchito anatsegula shopu ya maswiti, yomwe anaitcha kuti Al-Torta, potumikira anthu.
• Wophunzira wowala kwambiri, adachita bwino pasukulu ndipo adatuluka m'gulu lapamwamba ... Iwo anazilemba izo.
• Anthu oponyedwa miyala anamufunsa kuti: N’chifukwa chiyani khosi la giraffe ndi lalitali? Iye adati: Mwina chifukwa mutu wake uli kutali.
• Nthawi ina, chifukwa ankakonda mipando kwambiri..   anabweretsa mtsikana ndipo anamutcha slide.
• Munthu wankhanza yemwe ankafuna kumuzunza..   Anadula riyali pamaso pake.

Nthabwala zopusa, koma mumaseka

• Iwo amati m’modzi mwa anthu okoma mtima anameza malovu n’kupha.
• Saeedi anapita ku Igupto ndipo adawona machubuwo, ndipo adati, "Nditenga imodzi."
• Kalekale, msodzi wina anapereka nsembe ya nsomba paphwando. Penyani zokongola kwambiri Mahshchin nthabwala
• Mphunzitsi: Chifukwa chiyani Nyanja Yakuda imatchedwa dzina ili? Wophunzira: Chifukwa ali ndi chisoni ndi Nyanja Yakufa.
• Gulu la nyerere likusewera mpira ndi mphemvu, chifukwa chiyani? wosewera wakunja.
• Yoyamba: Chifukwa chiyani mumayika dinari pamutu panu? Chachiwiri: kukhala ndi likulu.
• Mahshash, atanyamula mbale ya mazira, adawona nthochi kumapeto kwa msewu ndipo adati, "O, wokondedwa, mazira apita."

Dinani apa ndikuwona zithunzi zokongola kwambiri zolembedwa nthabwala zoseketsa

• Mwamuna wina amene anagendedwa miyala anafunsa mwana wake wamkazi kuti, “Dzina lako ndani?” Anamuuza lonjezo... Iye anati, “Ndikulumbira kwa Mulungu, sindidzauza aliyense.” 
• Wina anati: N’chifukwa chiyani ukuponya misomali m’madzi? Adati: "Kukhala madzi amchere."
• Anthu asanu osokonekera adalowa m'sitolo ya khofi! Anapempha chikho cha madzi ndi mapesi asanu.
• Mwamuna wowolowa manja anakwatira mkazi wowolowa manja, ndipo anabweretsa mwana wamwamuna, nampereka kwa anansi ake.
• Mphunzitsi: Ndi nyama iti yomwe imakudzutsani m'mawa uliwonse? Wophunzira: Mchimwene wanga wamng'ono.
• Panali nkhosa yomwe analumbirira kuikhulupirira..   Anayimitsa taxi..   Anamuuza nyumba yophera nyama yapafupi, chonde.
• Mnyamata: Ndinabadwira ku South America. Bwenzi: Gawo lanji? Mnyamata: Inde.
• Mahshash anayimba ambulance kuti nambala ikugulitsidwa?!!
• Lady : Mwatsuka furiji? Wantchito: Ukhondotu madam, zonse mkatimo zinali zokoma.
• Bedouin anapita ku tsiku lobadwa la bwenzi lake..   Patipo phwandolo litatha..  Anati kwa iye: Ndi tsiku lanu lobadwa mawa.
• Chikondi chidzabwera kwa inu pambuyo pa makumi anayi ...                                                             Ayi, makumi anai achiwiri ndi Abu Qurs. 
• Awww, sindingathe kubwera kuntchito lero..  Chifukwa chiyani? Zotanuka za chigobacho zidasweka. 
• Kodi ndinayamba ndakusekanipo? O, kwambiri..    Nchifukwa chiyani mwakhumudwa nthawi ino?! 
• Ndipo inu, talente yanu ndi yotani? Ine ndimauza anthu olungama ndi kuchita zoipa. 

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zozizira kwambiri za 2019

Nthabwala Zatsopano 2020

• Munthu wina anagogoda ndikumva kuti muubongo wake muli chinachake...   Anamva chonchi anapeza nyerere..  Anaitulutsa ndipo inamuuza kuti adikire ndipo Mneneri amalume ndiye nkhono yomaliza. 
• Mkazi wina amauza mwamuna wake kuti, “Ndikondweretseni.” Iye anati, “Ndiwe mwezi.” Iye anati, “Ndiwe dzuwa.” Iye anati, “Ndiwe ngale.” Iye anati, “Ndiwe diamondi. .” Iye anati, “Ndiwe mphaka.” Iye anati, “Ndiwe galu.”
• Mayi wina anakwiyira mwamuna wake ndipo anaganiza zomubwezera..                                            * :     zinapita kukafunsira kwa Mdyerekezi, ndipo mwamunayo anamupatsa malangizo amene sanawakonde. Anadzuka n’kuganizira za pulani ina..   Satana anafuula kuti, “Mulungu yekha, oh mtsikana wabwino, uyu ndi mwamuna wako.” 
• Zimasangalatsa bwanji mwamuna ndi mkazi wake kugawana ntchito zapakhomo...   Amaphika n’kudya..   Amatsuka ndi kuvala..   Amakonza bedi pamene akugona..   Ndi udindo waukulu bwanji umene amuna amachita, koma akazi sayamikira. .  
•  Mchimwene wake wa Mahsash anamwalira ndipo sakudziwa kuti angauze bwanji mkazi wake? Mwamuna wako anati, “Kodi ine ndingakwatire iwe?” Iye anati, “Munthu wakufa alowe pa ine.” Iye anati, “Lolani munthu wakufa alowe. amuna.

nthabwala zopusa kwambiri

• Mahshish anachotsa chitseko cha nyumba yawo n’kuyenda nacho mumsewu. Hoodie ananena kuti chitseko chinali cha kalipentala..   Ananena kuti sakuopa kuti munthu angalowe n’kuba nyumbayo?! Adati: "E, bulu! Alowa bwanji ine ndili ndi khomo?" 
• Papa, kodi Corona uyu ndi mkazi kapena mwamuna? Ndi Mulungu, mwana wanga, bola ngati akwiyira dziko lonse lapansi, adzakhalabe mkazi. 
• Chifukwa chiyani mumamwa khofi wambiri? Kodi mukudziwa kuti agogo anga anakhala zaka 80? N’chifukwa chiyani ankamwa khofi? Ayi, chifukwa anali kumusunga yekha. 
• Ndinkafuna kuonda pa Ramadan, monga mnzanga Al-Antim..    Kodi letesi ma kilogalamu angati? Ayi, anali kutaya kuzizira kwake. 
• Wina akuti: Tinali abwenzi anayi. kulephera.

• Mahshish anaba foni yake n’kuyimbira apolisi..   Iwo anamuuza kuti, “Osadandaula, tidzaipeza ngakhale itakhala mobisa.”   Atabwerako ku ntchito tsiku lachiŵiri anapeza antchito akukumba mumsewu..   Anawauza. , "Imirirani, anyamata, ndi Galaxy yakuda." 
• Mayi wina wotengeka maganizo anapita kwa wogulitsa n’kumuuza kuti, “Kodi muli ndi sopo?” Iye anati, “O.” Iye anati, “Chabwino, sambani m’manja mwanu bwino ndi kundipezera katoni ya mkaka.” 
• Bambo wina adagulira mkazi wake galu, patatha masiku awiri galuyo adamuluma ndipo adamwalira, mnzakeyo akuti amutonthoze adapeza amuna ambiri! Akuti maiko onsewa akubwera kudzanyoza mkazi wako?! Anati ayi akubwera kudzagula galuyo. 
• Mwamuna amachitira nsanje kwambiri mkazi wake, ndipo nthaŵi zonse akamuimbira foni, amamufunsa kuti, “Uli kuti?” Mayiyo amamufunsa ali kukhitchini..   Chotero akuti, “Chabwino, ndimve phokoso la "Ndipo amamveranso izi kuti atsimikizire. Tsiku lina, adabweranso molawirira ndikupeza mwana wake wamwamuna atatsegula chitseko. Iye anati," Kodi amayi ali kuti? " Adatelo monga mwanthawi zonse, ndidatenga blender ndikunyamuka. 
• Munthu wokongola amapita kukaona bwenzi lake, belu linalira.. Mlongo wake adatuluka kuti akawone ndani.. Iye adati, Muhammad alipo? Anamuuza kuti ayi, koma akadzabwera, ndidzamuuza . . .   Iye anamuuza kuti, “Umuuze kuti, ‘Iwe umandiganizira ine.’” Ndidzachita mantha.

Nthabwala zazifupi zopusa

• Munthu wina anabwera kunyumba n’kupeza mkazi wake ali mtulo..   Iye anati, Mulungu alemekezeke, zoukirazo zili m’tulo. 
• Mahshish anapita ku khoti la banja..   Woweruza anamufunsa kuti, “Kodi ndiwe wokwatira? Iye anati, “O, mlongo wanga anakwatiwa kwa mwamuna.” 
• Anthu awiri odzaza ndi zinthu, wina amauza mnzake kuti, chidzachitika bwanji ngati wina ali wathanzi n'kudzipeza kuti wafa? Wachiwiriyo anati, “Khalani chete, bambo inu, musanene zimenezo. 
• Foni yam'manja imati ku mzimu wanga sim card kuti mwasudzulana...  Anamuuza kuti akuwonongeni komanso kusamalitsa m'mimba mwanga. 
• Mastoul anayitana apolice ndikuwauza kuti apeze magazi, mipeni, mabomba ndi anthu 20 akufa!! Anamuuza kuti?? Adatero Hat MBC Action mwachangu. 
• Mahshash analowa m’sitolo ya zipangizo zamagetsi nati, “Kodi muli ndi TV yamitundumitundu?” Anati pali...   Anati akufuna yofiira.