Zoseketsa kwambiri nthabwala zomwe anthu ambiri sanaziwone ndi zithunzi za nthabwala

nthabwala zoseketsa

• Wopusa ndi wowoloka, iwonso Fry Falafel .. Mmodzi wa masomphenya amaponya Falafel ndi mafuta .. Ndipo wopusa amakangana.
• Bambo wina anali ndi munda wa kaloti ndi akalulu ochepa, ankadzuka tsiku ndi tsiku ndipo sanapeze kaloti. ...
• Tsiku lina, wolengeza uthenga anapuma. Hostel yolipira.
• Wina amavala bulldozer wake, ndiye amafunsa mnzake, wasinthidwa? Adati ayi ndi Muhamadi.
• Nthawi ina, ndinagula nyumba yalendi..   Kuponya njerwa pamakoma kuti ndisunge mkaka
• Mayi wina adayitana sheikh kuti: Kodi nyimbo za Nancy Ajram ndizoletsedwa? Adati kwa iye, Unenanso chiyani motero?
• Mwana wa Mufti waku Republic anali kupita kukafunsira ku Military College, ndipo atabwerako, adauza atate wake, "O, bambo, akundipempha kuti ndifufuze mankhwala!" Anatero, ndipo ndalama zake, mwana, tidzakusanthula.
• Nthawi ina, Saeedi anayatsa wailesi yakanema usiku..     kuti aonere woulutsa nkhaniyo ali mtulo.
• Munthu wopusa amamufunsa sheikh mu Ramadhani, nati: “Kodi bidet imaswa Swala mu Ramadhan, sheikh? Sheikh adati ayi mwana wanga! Zopusa amati ndamwa lero. 
• Nthawi ina, adayetsemula..   Iye anati, “Ndibweretsere tiyi.”
• Engineer anaganiza zosiya ntchito..   Akuyenda anati, “Ndine rectangle.” 
• Anapempha mwamuna wake ndalama zokwana mapaundi 4000 kuti akamuchite opareshoni ya bandi ya m’mimba.                                              :))) 
• Asaida adakwiya ndi nthabwala zomwe ankanena za iwo, ndipo pofuna kutsimikizira kuti anali anzeru bwanji, adaganiza zowayesa mayeso. ... Mwana? Wachiwiri anayankha kuti: Tsinde..    Funso lachitatu: Kodi chinthu choyera, chozungulira chimene timatenga kwa Nkhuku ndi chiyani? Wachitatu anayankha kuti, “Kodi ndi lace?” Iye anauzidwa, “Ayi.” Iye anati, “Ndiye ndi flops.” ‫‪‬‬‫ 
• Tsiku lina, iye anali wopusa ndipo sankafuna kupita kusukulu, ndipo bambo ake anamuuza kuti, “N’chifukwa chiyani sukufuna kupita kusukulu? Ndipotu bambo, aphunzitsi amandiuza kuti ndine wopusa ndipo sindikumvetsa! Iwo anati, “Chabwino, ndipita nanu kusukulu kukawonana ndi aphunzitsi.. Chofunikira nchakuti Abu Al-Wad anapita kusukulu ndi kukauza Lam.” Phunziro: N’chifukwa chiyani ukumutcha mwana wanga chitsiru ndipo samamvetsa? ? Mphunzitsiyo anati, “Ndidzakutsimikizirani kuti mwana wanuyo ndi wopusa.” Mphunzitsiyo anapita n’kukawauza anawo kuti, “Pitani mukandione mu ofesi.” Nazir ndi Wamphamvuyonse..    Mnyamatayo, Wajih, anapita n’kunena kuti: Sali mu ofesi ya Nazir!” Abu Al-Wad anapita nati, "Sindinamupeze mu ofesi ya woyang'anira. Choncho, pitani mukamuwone m'bwalo!"

nthabwala Mukuyetsemula ndi kuseka, ziwoneni tsopano

• Nthawi ina wapolisi anakankha chiyembekezo chapakati.
• Mahshish, mtsikana wake wachibwenzi, anakhumudwa naye chifukwa ankafuna kumusangalatsa. 
• Mkazi wake anamufunsa kuti ukulira chani? Anati ndinaona m'maloto anga mfumukazi yokongola ikufuna kukupha ndikunditenga! Anamuuza kuti akhale pansi anali maloto chabe?! Adayankha kuti ndikulira chifukwa ndimaloto! 
• Umulanga bwanji mkazi wako wamfupi?! Ikani zodzoladzola zake pamwamba pa kabati. 
• Mahshash anaona agogo ake akujambula henna m’manja mwawo...    Anamuuza kuti, Mulungu amuthandize, dzanja lako linayamba kuchita dzimbiri. 
• Maloto akuyimba mokwanira masiku ndi tsoka! Mwayi wake ndi yankho langa, ndipo wavala mphete yomwe idzandiyendera ine ndi banja langa ku London! 
• Wakuba adalowa mchipinda chogona ndikuba zinthu zonse mkazi ali mtulo! Apolisi anamufunsa kuti wamva bwanji?! Anati ndinamva, koma ndinaganiza kuti ndi mwamuna wanga, ndinachita mantha kudzuka, ndipo anandiuza kuti ndidye chakudya chamadzulo.
• Ndinamufunsa mwamuna wake kuti okondedwa wanga pali kusiyana kotani pakati pa ine ndi Nancy Ajram? Iye adati palibe kusiyana, amajambula ndipo mukulemba zolembera. 
• Mwamuna wachikondi amakopana ndi bwenzi lake (loyera ndi maso obiriŵira)... Anati kwa iye, “O, mbale yokoma kwambiri ya mpunga ndi nandolo imene ndinaionapo! 
• Munthu wina atabwerako ku ntchito anapeza nyumba ikuyaka..                          ] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Wa*  . anasiyidwa opanda kanthu..    Anamuuza kuti, mukupita kukatani?! Adatelo ndi mtima wa apongozi anga. 
• Kodi Mwigupto ndani? Ndi munthu wamoyo yemwe amakondedwa padziko lonse lapansi ...
• Ndili wamng’ono ndinkakonda kuloweza Qur’an mumzikiti womwe unali pafupi ndi ine, ndipo kunena zoona ndinali mphunzitsi, chofunika kwambiri ndichakuti ndinalowa nawo mpikisano pa utsogoleri ndi kupambana..    Pambuyo pake. anandikweza paudindo wa ubwanamkubwa wa Ismailia, ndipo ndinapambananso m’menemo..    Chofunika n’chakuti akuluakulu a mzikiti anandiuza kuti ndidzalemekezedwa ndi bwanamkubwa, mkulu wa asilikali achiwiri, ndi atsogoleri a boma lonse. . Mumzikiti waukulu kwambiri ku Ismailia..     Amayi anga Mulungu awadalitse madzulo abwino, andibweretsere malo atsopano ochitira ulemuwo..    Ndipo ndithu tsiku loyembekezeredwa linafika ndipo ndinapita kukalemekeza ndipo ndinatulukabe m’nyumbamo ndi kuvala. cologne ndikupita pansi pa ngalande ndipo maso ako amangowona kuwala..    Ndinali pamalo akuda akuda.Chofunika n’chakuti anthu ananditulutsa Ku Backport..    Mwamwayi panali kasupe amene ankagwira ntchito, mayi anga. adandiponyera m’menemo ndikunditeteza chifukwa panalibe nthawi yobwerera ndikusintha zovala zanga..    Nditangolowa mu mzikiti, anthu anatsekereza mphuno zawo ndipo ndinadzichita zopusa.

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zozizira kwambiri za 2019

The bwino oseketsa nthabwala

• Nyerere inadzionera pagalasi... Inati: Kutaya kwapakatiku ndi kwa nyerere.
• Chitsiru chinayitana malo odyera kuti mwadya chakudya chamadzulo? Anati chiyani?   Iye anati, “Bwanji simunandiitane?”
• Nyerere inawona madzi a sitiroberi ndipo inati, “O, potsirizira pake, ndinawona Nyanja Yofiira.”
• Zitsiru ziwiri zikuyenda zokha..    Anakangana ndi woyenda pakati.
• Galu akuwuwa chifukwa cha kusweka kwamanjenje? Ankadzudzula munthu amene amamva.
• Munthu wina wakumudzi adasudzula mkazi wake .... Iye adati kwa iye: Kodi wakhumudwa?!
• Chitsiru chomwe chinali chitangomva mawu oti "mwadzidzidzi" chinalowa m'sitolo...   Anati: Ndipatseni Pepsi ndipo mwadzidzidzi Miranda.
• Dokotala wa ana anakwatira dokotala wa ana .. Iwo analengeza ukwati wawo m’magazini a Mickey.
• Mahshish anaona galimoto yake...                                                   ) Adati: "Ndikulumbira Mulungu."
• Mahshish anaona chikwangwani cholembedwapo famu ya ng’ombe...    Anafunsa m’busayo kuti: Kodi ng’ombe mumalima bwanji? Anayankha kuti timawaza shuga ndipo ng'ombe zimasonkhanitsa pamenepo! Woponya miyala adawakoka shuga pansi, ndipo nyerere zinasonkhana. 
• Chitsiru chinagula chipangizo cholandirira foni ndipo chinapita kwa mayi ake n’kukawauza kuti, “Ndalandira cholandira.” Mayiyo anamuuza kuti, “Ndalama unazitenga kuti? Anati ndagulitsa TV. 
• Mahshish anapita kukaonana ndi dotolo waku Sudan yemwe anamuuza kuti muli ndi turmeric m'mapapo..  Anati tembenukani mwina mukamupeza Nancy ali pachiwindi. 
• Mmodzi mwa mkazi wake adabedwa, ndipo yemwe adamubedwa adafuna dipo, ndipo adagulitsa chala cha mkazi wake kwa mwamunayo kuti amuwopseza. adzatsimikizira poyamba! " 
• Wina amamufunsa mwamuna wake kuti ndi mauthenga otani pa foni yanu? Anati izi zikuchokera ku Mobinil..    Anamuuza kuti Mobinil akukuuzani kuti tidzakumana kuti komanso liti?! Iye anati, “O, ndine wobwereka ndipo tikufuna ndalama zawo?” 
• Munthu wina amene anakhala pa maliro anafunsa mnzake kuti, “Kodi ukulira maliro? Iye anati ayi, ine ndimagwiritsa ntchito dizilo.

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zoseketsa kwambiri zaku Egypt patsiku lamasiku ano

Zoseketsa Saudi nthabwala

Zoseketsa zazifupi Imaulutsa nthabwala ndi zosangalatsa kuti iwonjezere kukongola kwa moyo.Popanda kuseka, masiku amakhala mdima, ndipo sungathe kumva kukoma kwake kupatula kumwetulira, komwe kutopa kwa tsiku lonse kumawononga. nthabwala zosinthidwa ndi abwenzi ndi okondedwa, zomwe kuseka kumamveka komanso kumapangitsa mitima kukhala yosangalala.

Saudi nthabwala zoseketsa

Saudi imasiyanitsidwa ndi kumwetulira kosangalatsa komanso chikhalidwe chake chansangala, chomwe mukakumana naye muyenera kuyesetsa kutulutsa kumwetulira pankhope yanu yokongola, ndipo apa tikuthandizani kuti muphunzire nthabwala zambiri zoseketsa, kuphatikiza:

• Panali munthu wina yemwe anagendedwa miyala...apolisi anamugwira ndikumufunsa chifukwa chani maso ako ali ofiira? Forever Sharp adati Shani ndi ine Mnsdh.
• Mu bafa munali munthu wina atazazidwa, mayi ake akumugogoda ndikumuuza kuti apitilize.
• Mahshash adalowa mu stereo wanyimbo ndikumuuza mwini shop yomwe muli nayo muhammad abdo anamuuza zomwe wanena ok achedwetse galimoto.
• Mayi wina wachikulire adalowa m'malemba ndipo chitsirucho chinalemba chizindikiro chofanana (=) pa bolodi, ndiye chitsiru chachikulire chinafunsa kuti chizindikirochi ndi chiyani? Nkhalambayo inati: “Izi (11) n’zosyasyalika.
•  Panali mayi wina amene ankapita kukakwatirana ndi mwana wake wamwamuna, ndipo mkwatibwi anamufunsa kuti, “Mwana wako amasuta”? Mayi wachikulireyo anati, “Ndi Mulungu, sindikuganiza choncho, koma mwina amasuta ataledzera.”
• Mayi wina anauza mwamuna wake kuti: “Ndithamangitsa dalaivala amene akufuna kundipha kawiri.” Iye anayankha kuti: “Tiyeni timupatsenso mwayi wina.”

Zoseketsa zazifupi mudzafa ndi kuseka

Ambiri aife timafufuza pa intaneti Zoseketsa nthabwala Mahshchin Zomwe titha kupeza zoseketsa kuposa zonse, ndipo apa tikukupatsirani nthabwala zazifupi zoseketsa, kuphatikiza:

• Panali zigawenga ziwiri zikuyenda pafupi ndi thanki yamadzi, mmodzi wa iwo adagwa, ndipo wina anali kumudikirira ku al-Bazbouz - al-Hanafiyyah.
• Amuna awiri oponyedwa miyala atakhala pagalasi, ndipo woyamba anati: “Dzuka, pereka moni kwa iwo amene akhala pansi.” Ndipo ataimilira, wachiwiriyo anati: “Khalani pansi, khalani pansi.
• Panali munthu wogendedwa ndi miyala atakhala ndipo mwamuna wina anazungulira mwamuna wina m’kalasimo. Iye adati: Palibe kope loyambirira.
• M’hema munali namsongole amene anati tikufuna machesi, mmodzi wa iwo anapita n’kunena kuti, “Ndidzakubweretserani.” Iye anatuluka n’kukalowa pa khomo lachiwiri, ndipo anati, “Anthu inu mulibe machesi. Iwo anati: “Pumulani, ife titumiza wina kuti adzakupatseni inu.
• Pali kugendedwa ndi miyala nthawi iliyonse akawona mphezi, chifukwa chiyani adamwetulira? Akuganiza kuti wina akumujambula.
• Mahshchin adaphika chakudya cha Mendy Nawashef chifukwa chiyani? Iwo anataya dzenje la mandi.
• Mayi wina wopusa adayimba mizere, adati ulendo wa Riyadh-Bangkok umatenga nthawi yayitali bwanji?

Short oseketsa nthabwala ana

Nthawi zambiri timatopa ndi nthabwala zachikale ndipo timapita kukafunafuna zatsopano kuti tisekere ana athu ndikugwirizana ndi msinkhu wawo.

• Timu ya nyerere ndi ya Njovu inasewera masewero timu ya nyerere inapambana, mphunzitsi wa njovu anati mwaluza bwanji?
• Nyerere ikuthamangira ambulansi, chifukwa chiyani? Kodi mungakonde kupereka magazi a njovu yomwe inakwatira nyerere? Njovu ikuyenda pakhoma.
• Njovu ndi nyerere zinalowa mwa DJ, ndipo patadutsa masekondi angapo, nyerere inatuluka ndipo ili ndi chisoni. Chifukwa nyimboyo inali kunena kumverera.
• Pali nyerere yomwe inalumpha paphiri, bwanji??? Kodi mukufuna kupanga kanema waku India?
• Kalekale, nyerere inakwatira njovu, n’kumwalira, choncho nyerere inathera moyo wake ikuikumba manda.
• Pamphepete mwa nyanja pali nyerere yakufa chifukwa: wophedwa ndi Titanic.

Zoseketsa za ku Egypt

Anthu a ku Aigupto ndi ena mwa anthu abwino kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi.Amakonda nthabwala mwachibadwa.Amakonda kunena nthabwala komanso kusangalala nazo, makamaka pamisonkhano yabanja komanso pamagulu a anzawo. Zina mwa nthabwala zabwino kwambiri zaku Egypt ndi izi:

• Bambo waku Saudi adalowa kuti amete ndi munthu wa ku Egypt, zonse zomwe akunena zili bwino, akuti, ndikulumbira kuti sindinachedwe, amametanso.
• Kodi mukudziwa chifukwa chake Antarah bin Shaddad amakonda Androids?! Chifukwa cha mitundu ya mapulogalamu
• Kamodzi Jazmji adamwalira, ndipo adafuna kupanga makumi anayi.
• Munthu wina wa ku Mexico atadandaula kwa munthu wa ku Aigupto za dziko lake, adamuuza amalume ake kuti anthu omwe tili nawo ku Mexico sangapeze ma taco.

nthabwala zoseketsa

• Kodi pali chifukwa chimodzi chomwe chikuchititsa kuti magalimoto azichulukana pazikwangwani? Anasisita khutu ndi kiyi.
• Ali pafupi, anakumana ndi abambo ake pabwalo la ndege..    M’malo moti bambo ake adzaza chikwama.
• Mahshsh adayimbira ndegeyo nati: Kodi ndege ya Jeddah-Bangkok imatenga nthawi yayitali bwanji? Iye anati: Dikirani kaye...   Iye anati zikomo.
• Kodi pali kusiyana kotani pakati pa kompyuta ndi dzenje? Kompyuta ndi kompyuta ndipo dzenje ndi kompyuta yomwe ili
• Katswiri wa pa intaneti kumbuyo kwa mnyamata ... adamutcha kuti Dot Com
• Nthawi ina anamwalira...    Analumbira kuti sadzazibweretsanso
• Nthawi ina wosula zitsulo anasamba...    dzimbiri
• Panali mwamuna wina wa ku Upper Egypt amene anataya bwenzi lake paphiri ndipo anamwalira..    Anati kwa iye: “Atate, simungatenge nthabwala!
• Nthawi ina, munthu wina wa ku Upper Egypt anali ndi ubongo waukulu ndipo sakanatha kuvula galabiya.
• Munthu wachangu akhoza kukwatira munthu mwachangu...    Anasiya mwana wamwamuna amene si wabwino kwambiri.
• Mmwenye wina anaona anthu akusocheretsedwa..   Anapita n’kukaika chikwama cha zinyalala n’kuyamba kudabwitsa anthu.
• Winawake anamva kuti kaloti ndi wabwino kupenya..     Anatenga karoti n’kukhala n’kumaiyang’ana.
• Pa mlingo wanga, ndimatseka chitseko pa chala chake..    Khomo latupa.
• Chikondi changa chimagwira ntchito usiku wofiira..    Kukonda moto m’nyumba.
• Arabji amafunsa Khukri, kodi ndinu mbalame yaulere kapena falcon? Anayankha, "Ndine Tweety."
• Mmodzi wa iwo anathyola sink yake ... anamuika sink pa iye.
• Waledzera, funsani Mahshash, Amr Diab, mchimwene wake wa Mohamed Fouad? Adayankha, "Ayi, chitsiru iwe, kufanana kwa mayina."
• Farash anati, “Mphamvu ya nyali ikunena zoona, ndili ndi ndalama zokwanira...” jiniyo inati ikuchita nthabwala, “Pita ukatenge tiyi!”
• Wopenga yemwe adachita nawo mpikisano wothamanga kwambiri.                                                      lojambula zithunzi silo
• Pachifuwa pake panali nyerere.
• Munthu wina wachinyengo anaona munthu akumira n’kunena kuti: “Ndipulumutseni.” Iye anayankha kuti: “Pepani m’bale, lero ndi tsiku lanu.
• Mahshshin, mmodzi anati, “Ndikhulupirireni, maganizo anga ali otanganidwa.” Wachiwiri anati, “Zoonadi, foni ili pa foni.

nthabwala zoseketsa Kwambiri, kwambiri, mochuluka kwambiri, penyani izo tsopano patsamba la Aigupto

• Kodi dzina la Minister of Sports ku Jordan ndi ndani? Shayt al-Fatabil.
• Nyerere hapten mu maginito Chifukwa? Galimoto ya Orthodontic.
• Mastoul adayaka moto mwa mayi ake...    Adati kwa iye: Wowala, iwe Hajjah.
• Wogenda miyala anamugwira akuchezera ndalama..    Anapeza noti yabodza ya 60 riyal.
• Magalimoto adagunda wina yemwe adati nambala yakutsogolo osati kumbuyo?! Anati ndi zachilendo, ali pafupi kukhala ngati Avak!
• Mphunzitsi wina anauza mwana wasukulu kuti atchule mawu oti “udzudzu”... Iye anati “ba” ndi mawu oyamba.
• Anaponyedwa miyala 2 anadabwa, woyamba anamwalira ndipo wachiwiri anali kubanika.
• Munthu wina wogendedwa ndi miyala akuyenda mumsewu ndipo adawona gulu loyang'anira..   Adafuna kuchotsa chikayikiro chake.
• Khekri adalowa ndi paketi yamankhwala..    Tsiku lomwe adawona yapitayo ili ndi singano, adanena kuti sibwera ndi ma suppositories.
• Mahshash anamuuza kuti ukuganiza bwanji pa nkhani ya ukwati wamba? Anati ndi nthawi yanji?
• Mahshash anamufunsa mchimwene wake kuti nthawi yanji? Kodi iye anati? Anati chodabwitsa, ndili nacho sindikudziwa koma zisanu.
• Munthu wina amene anagendedwa ndi miyala ankapenta khoma, ndipo wina ananena kuti: “Ikani nyuzipepala pansi panu.” Iye anati, “Ayi, n’zabwinobwino kwa nthawi yaitali.
• Mwanapiye yemwe ankavina mumsewu anaona tambala ndipo anati, "Kodi ulibe makolo oti akulere?" Anati palibe makina opulumutsira.
• Limodzi mwa mano ake linatha chaka chilichonse, kusiyapo mano ake...    Anafunsira ntchito ndipo anamusankha ngati woponya nkhonya.
• Munthu wina wachinyengo anakangana ndi amayi ake pamsika..    Mtembowo unadutsa pafupi ndipo anati, “Ndi mnzanga.”
• Wachinyamata yemwe amatsutsana ndi kupatulika kwake..                                                                                                                                                                  ——— 
• Munali mphemvu ziwiri zogona m’chipinda chochiramo.               M’modzi anafunsidwa,                       Reed ? Anati palibe zoterera.
• Wakuba wachipongwe adalowa mnyumba akufuna kuba..   Anapeza gogo wina atazizira..   Anamuyatsa air conditioner.
• Gulu linalowa mu restaurant Tzgard Why? Chifukwa akufuna kupempha akwatibwi.
• Mwamuna wina wachiarabu anakwatira mkazi wachiarabu.. Anabweretsa mwana wamwamuna wokongola, Ulemerero Wake.
• Kodi ndi mwana wapathengo uti amene anatsimikizira abale ake padenga chifukwa chiyani? Kukhala pachibwenzi chapamwamba.

Dinani apa kuti muwone nthabwala za Aigupto zikufa ndi kuseka

nthabwala zoseketsa kwambiri

• Mbalame ina inakuuzani kuti mugule mafilimu awiri owopsa, mukudziwa chiyani: zokopa za Pif Paf
• Pali anthu ofulumira kulemba nkhaniyo ndi dokotala, ndipo nthawi iliyonse akachotsa bolodi, amang'amba pepala.
• Mahshash anadzifunsa kuti: Kodi ndimakhala ndekha pa XNUMX koloko, kapena XNUMX koloko ndekha?
• Mustal anaona chizindikiro choletsedwa kuyima pansi
• Kalekale, munthu wamtali anapita ku Bahrain, atatenga zovala ziwiri zosambira
• Wina anamuuza nzake kuti ndikadadziwa kuphika mkazi wanga, ndikupase theka la zukini? Molokhia anatero
• Nkhosa ikufunsa nkhosa kuti: “N’chifukwa chiyani maphwando awiri anadutsa ndipo sanakupha? Iye adati: Bulu amalembetsedwa ndi chitupa cha kubadwa
• Atambala awiri akulowetsa m'khola la nkhuku. M’mawa kutacha, tambala anatuluka n’kunena kuti: “Cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
• Pali mayi wina wachikulire amene anasiya kuwerenga, chifukwa chiyani? Khaifa wosankhidwa m'midzi
• Wapolisi wina anamuimitsa n’kunena kuti: “N’chifukwa chiyani sunavale lamba wako?” Iye anati: “Sindinavale n’komwe mathalauza.
• Mmwenye watumiza kalata yopanda kanthu kwa banja lake ku India Chifukwa chiyani? Lissa zomwe Ichaelmanm ha
• Bastard yemwe adayimba mbc_fm apereka nyimbo ya Papa Finn kwa ana amasiye onse
• Mahshash anaitana restaurant inati muli ndi dinner ati chani simunatiitane?
• Munthu wina amene anagendedwa miyala anapachika zovala zake n’kukhala pa zovalazo n’kunena kuti vuto ndi chiyani
• Munthu wina adagula mafuta onunkhira a George Kordahi ndikuwapopera, anali ndi funso
• Pali chigawenga chomwe chinamusankha kukhala director wa Charity Association for the Disabled, tsiku loyamba adafika mumpikisano wodumpha.
• Mu kupusa anamva za anthrax shuga imelo yake
• Wina adafunsa Mahshash, ndipo adamuuza kuti banki iyi ndi yopepuka, ndipo Mahshash adati, osati mdima
• Waheed Karim adayimba mbc_fm ndikufunsa nyimbo ya "Sir Alina" ndikuyipereka kwa omvera onse.
• N’chifukwa chiyani woponyedwa miyala wakhala kutsogolo kwa nsalu yotchinga m’chipinda chake? Kudikirira kuti sewero liyambe ha ha
• Munthu wina wa m’mudzi anaitana nsomba, anamuuza kuti asamale, ukaona munga, anati, usamavale masilipi.
• Chitsiru choononga bulu wakumana ndi mbidzi, Chitsiru chavala, chimaganiza kuti sindikumudziwa.
• Nkazi wokalamba akugona pamwamba pa masitepe, kotero kuti akadzuka asangalale
• Mayi wina wachikulire anamera njerewere pamwamba pa masaya ake ndipo anasangalala poganiza kuti ndi mapiritsi a ziphuphu.
• Munthu wakumudzi amene amapanga zisanu, n'chifukwa chiyani akufuna kuona plate number yakumbuyo?

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zolimba kwambiri zaku Egypt

Kwambiri, kwambiri, nthabwala zoseketsa kwambiri

•  Munthu wina wa m’mudzimo anauza mkazi wake nthabwala..   Iye anati, “Ha, ha, ndi wolephera.”    Iye anati, “Ha, ha, munasudzulidwa.”
• Munthu wina wankhanza anawotchedwa nyumba yake..    Anayitana ozimitsa moto ndipo analedzera.
• Nthawi ina, lingaliro linabwera m'maganizo mwake..   Anayamba kuthirira tsiku lililonse.
• Munthu wina wakumudzi adagula galimoto ndikugwera mpanda ... kuti aone ngati airbag ija ndi yowona kapena zabodza
• Ndikumufunsa chomwe ukufuna pamoyo wako? Adati: Ndikuona munthu akuyenda yekha
• Ntchentche italiitali ikuuluka mlengalenga..   Ndipo imati, “Futukulani mphungu.”
• Nthawi ina anagwidwa ndi magetsi...    Anamuuza kuti: Osati ine
• Waulesi panthawi ya mayeso..   Anagwetsa cholembera..   Anapereka pepalalo
• N'chifukwa chiyani nyumba imodzi ya matailosi ili ndi nsangalabwi? Chifukwa shaki ikagwa, imamva
• Mahshash adagwira apolisi ndikumuuza chifukwa chani maso ako ali ofiira? Adatero Sharp Vimto ndipo ine Mnddh
• Munthu amene amakhudzidwa kwambiri ndi thanzi lake adamva za zaka chikwi..    Anapita kukadya
• Pali ntchentche zozungulira kalulu, chifukwa chiyani? Mbalame zapachikidwa mmenemo
• Azimayi aku India adalowa mnyumba akufuna kuba..   Sanapeze kalikonse, anatsuka m’khitchini n’kunyamuka.
• Anthu akumudzi akuphunzira kumanga khola..    Anayi mwa iwo anamwalira ndipo asanu ndi mmodzi ali muvuto lalikulu.
• Munthu wina wakumudzi anamva za kubedwa kwa ndege...    Anakwera sitima ya Dammam n’kumuuza mzimu wa agogo ake.
• Wina amaika ndalama zake kubanki ndipo usiku uliwonse amadutsa ndikumenya hutala ... kuti mlonda adzuke
• Mahshash adanena za ngozi ya galimoto 70 ... Tsiku lomwe magalimoto anafika, anakumana naye m'galimoto
• Munthu wina ankafuna kuika ndalama kubanki atapeza kuti banki yatsekedwa ndipo anaika ndalamazo pansi pa chitseko.
• Munthu wopusa adatsegula malo ogulitsa mafuta..    Anaphulitsa masilindala anayi kuti alengeze sitoloyo.
• Onani mphemvu kuchokera ku supermarket Lissa Why? Anawona chithunzi cha abambo ake pa Pif Baf
• Ntchentche imayitana mwana wake wamkazi, ntchentche, ndipo iye sayankha.
• Imodzi yokha idatsekedwa..    Anapita kwa woyimba maula
• N’chifukwa chiyani ng’ombe inalowa m’ndende? Anamuona akudya udzu
• Munthu wouma amene bambo ake anamwalira..    Anamulirira ndi diso limodzi
• Wina wa tsitsi lalitali...    anatumiza kwa telala kuti alifupikitse
• Mu Mkhali ndalama imodzi pamwamba pa mutu wake chifukwa chiyani? Akufuna kumulipira likulu
• Lissa mmodzi wa abambo ake ndi amayi ake, Chifukwa chiyani? Ahani Maazimo muukwati wawo
• nthabwala kuseri kwa chitseko chifukwa chiyani? manyazi

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zozizira kwambiri za 2019

Zatsopano zoseketsa nthabwala

• Galimoto Maha kukhutitsidwa ntchito Chifukwa? Amamaliza maphunziro ake
• M'modzi, ndimasintha diso kukhala gawo..    kukanda mgawo
• Anthu awiri amisala anakwera njinga yamoto...ndipo anayamba kumenyana kuti ndani akhale pafupi ndi zenera
• Pali munthu wina amene mwana wake anapambana
• Munthu wamaso ankafuna kupenta nyumba yawo..    Anapenta nyumba ya mnansi wawo
• Anapita kumtunda..    Anayala matiresi ndi kukhala pafupi nawo
• Ataweruzidwa kuti akhale m'ndende zaka 20, n'chifukwa chiyani anatuluka pambuyo pa khumi? chilimwe kutenga
• Munthu wamisala anapanga chitseko chagalasi...    Anaikamo diso lamatsenga
• Nthawi ina dzina lake anali Zaatar, anakwatira mkazi wina dzina lake Zeit...
• kope akuyenda mumsewu chifukwa? mfulu
• Dzombe losaona mitundu...    Linadya zofiira komanso zowuma
• Wina anati kwa abambo ake: Chiphaso changa chatha..   Bambo ake anati kwa iye: Chifukwa umayendayenda kwambiri m’misewu.
• Ambulansi ikupita ku bakery Chifukwa chiyani? Chifukwa mu mkate wake ndinatenthedwa
• Tomato akayetsemula, umati chiyani? kaaaaachup
• Ng'ombe yokhala ndi mzere wofiira, chifukwa chiyani? (mafuta ochepa)
• Wina anapereka magazi...    Magazi ake anaonda
• Mwana wopusa, mumuike mkalasi yekha..   Anapeza wachiwiri
• Panali munthu m'modzi yemwe anali wokhumudwa..   Anamuveka ngati mng'ono wake
• Winawake Harran ankafuna kutsitsa choziziritsa mpweya... anadzuka ndikukoka pulagiyo pang'onopang'ono
• Limodzi mwa gudumu la galimoto yake linagona...anatuluka ndikulidzutsa
• Panali chigawenga china chomwe chinadutsa pafupi ndi manda..   Anayatsa recorder ndikuyikapo nyimbo ya Life Is Sweet.
• Mphemba akuthamangira galimoto yachimbudzi, adamufunsa chifukwa chiyani?! Adatero akuyamwa banja ndikuchoka
• Mmenemo, mbewa yomwe cholinga chake m'tsogolomu ndi kukhala mbewa ya kompyuta
• Wina adawona bampu mumsewu..    Anamubweretsera mafuta odzola
• Nthawi ina pulofesa wina anauza ophunzira ake kuti: Anyani amakhala ku South Asia... Ophunzira: Khalani ndi moyo, khalani ndi moyo
• Gulu la mpira linali nawo limodzi ndi mphemvu ya nyerere Chifukwa chiyani? wosewera wakunja
• Kodi fanizo la mphemvu ndi chiyani? Anakwezedwa kukhoma, kumenyedwa ndi slippers
• Nthawi ina adapambana rekodi pakuthamanga...    Rekodiyo inazengedwa mlandu
• Pepala linatuluka mu makina osakaniza magetsi...    Anati: Amatukwana bambo ake amene amalowanso kumalo osangalalira.
• Nyerere Menbtahh pamimba Chifukwa chiyani? Homuweki yathetsedwa
• Chifukwa chiyani munthu adalowa m'chipinda cholemberamo ndi supuni? Kutembenuza maganizo ake
• Nthawi ina anadzida...    Anagwera m’dzenje nati zinali bwino
• Ntchentche chikwama mlengalenga chifukwa chiyani? thawani matawuni
• Mayi wachikulire anapita kumanda, chifukwa chiyani? Mumagula zida zosinthira
• Panali munthu wina amene anagendedwa ndi miyala amene anatsegula chitseko cha furiji ndipo anapeza mtsuko wa jeli ukugwedezeka..   Iye anati, “Musaope kumwa madzi.”
• Pali wina yemwe adamwalira ndipo adapeza kalaliki m'chikalata chake ... ndipo ndiwe amene umadziwa izi
• Nthawi ina, vuto lidachitika..   Anatenga taxi ndikumutsatira
• N’chifukwa chiyani pamalire pali nkhuku? Thawani Maggie
• Nkhosa inafunsa mayi ake, Maaaaaa, Wayne Baaaa? Iye anati: anagulitsa
• Kamodzi kupusa kuyankhula pamaso pa fani chifukwa chiyani? Kulankhula molunjika mlengalenga

• Munthu wosauka anakwatira mkazi woipa...   Anabweretsa mwana wamwamuna amene anapezeka atafa
• Nkhuku inadzipha ndipo inalemba mu will yake, Lolani Maggie apindule inu
• Nthawi ina anapita kukakumana ndi chibwenzi chake, n’chifukwa chiyani anatenga supuni? Kusonkhezera maganizo ake
• Pali chigawenga chomwe chinakhala mtsogoleri wa nyumba ya ana amasiye, koma bungwe la makolo
• Mahshash anaima pamalo oyendera anthu ndipo anauza msilikaliyo kuti: “Ndibweretsereni khumi.
• Mmodzi wa ana ake aakazi anakwatiwa ndi mwana wake wamkazi, iwo anabweretsa mwana wamwamuna, Ulemerero Wake: O, mai!
• Pali mayi wazaka zisanu, chifukwa chiyani? Odometer olekanitsa
• Munthu wina amene anagendedwa miyala atanyamula madzi oundana ananena kuti: “Ndidzafa ndipo ndikudziwa kuti ndikudontha pa dzenje liti.
• Bambo wotopa amauza banja lake kuti apambane mayeso, ndikufuna kuti muwone, inu kondani ayisikilimu
• Winawake amakonda foni yam'manja...    Anabweretsa mwana wamkazi ndipo anamutcha SIM khadi
• Pali mayi wokalamba akuimba muluzu chifukwa chiyani? Ndili ndi zaka 120
• Munthu wopusa adalowa nawo gulu lazaumoyo..    Anapeza mkhalapakati kuti asagwire ntchito
• Mphaka wodzaza chigoba naye molakwika Chifukwa chiyani? Zosokoneza zomwe akudziwa kuti ndi Mio kapena Neo
• Wina anali atatsala pang'ono kusiya sukulu..   Anapita kuchipinda cha mphunzitsi wamkulu
• Panali munthu wamba wapansi yemwe adamupatsa galimoto ndikuigulitsa kumapeto kwa shift
• Pali mphemvu Mutamtam chifukwa? chometa ndevu
• Pali gogo wina wopenga yemwe anauza mphaka kuti, “Boo.” Mphakayo anamuuza kuti: “Atamandike Mulungu ndiponso mayamiko.
• N’chifukwa chiyani munthu anapita kusitediyamu n’kuyang’ana m’mwamba? Imazungulira mawu akuti chindunji
• Nthawi ina anameza thaulo..   Anaumitsa malovu
• Panali wophunzira wanzeru kwambiri yemwe adachita bwino pasukulu ndipo adatuluka pamwamba ...
• Munthu wina yemwe anagendedwa ndi miyala anagwidwa ndi wolondera ndipo anamuuza kuti alowe..    Iye anati ayi, mwa Mulungu nyumbayo ili pafupi.
• Nthawi ina anameza mpeni wake... maganizo ake anamupweteka
• Munthu wopusa amene anameta ndevu zake analowa m’banja lake n’kunena kuti, “Kodi mukukhulupirira zimene mumadziwa?”
• Akuyenda atagendedwa ndi miyala, masilipi ake anang'ambika...
• Tsiku lina mwamuna wina anagwira miyala ndikuiponya pakhomo..   Kodi anati ndani?
• Munthu wina wachiarabu yemwe bambo ake anamwalira...                                       *                * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ra ⁇   re   ra   ra   ra si ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ri ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra saba ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra saba ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re ra re re re ra re re re re XNUMX re XNUMX re XNUMX re:
• Khazikitsani masiku a ubale wake adabwera ndi Kndvsanh adati ndani? Wa ku Sri Lanka ananena ufulu wanga
• Panali mayi wina wachikulire amene anaona jini ndipo anati, “M’dzina la Mulungu, Ali.” Naniyo inati, “Ndiwe wokongola bwanji.
• Nkhuku inaikira dzira popanda chipolopolo, chifukwa chiyani? Amagwiritsidwa ntchito ngati shampoo ya anti-dandruff
• Pali ntchentche zozungulira kalulu, chifukwa chiyani? Mbalame zapachikidwa mmenemo
• Mahshash akugwira nkhuku ndikuluma, akunena kuti, "Mwana wamkazi wa galu, tsiku lililonse pali mazira, kulibe tchizi."
• Wopusa Soo Mendy, chifukwa chiyani uyenera kudya Nawashif? Anataya dzenje
• Ghanma anati, Ombaaaa.
• Nyerere yomangidwa pakhosi la njovu, chifukwa chiyani? Msoya clutch zikhadabo
• Nkhuku ndi tambala anaona shopu ya shawarma...   Tambala anati: Izi ndi zimene zidzachitikira mkazi amene samvera mawu a mwamuna wake.
• One aht Jmbh ndowa madzi akagona why? Kumira m'maloto
• Mwarabu wogundidwa ndi miyala wayima kutsogolo kwa choyatsira mpweya..   Ndipo akunena kwa choziziritsa mpweya, “Nena, osachiphulitsa.”
• Pali chitsiru chofuna kupha nsomba..   Ayimiza ndi madzi.
• Chitsiru china mkati mwa cinema chinapeza kuti chinalembedwa kuti ndi choletsedwa kwa anthu ochepera zaka 18, motero adapeza anthu 17.
• Ndimapereka maluwa kwa okondedwa, koma maluwa akatha, ndikupatseni chiyani (feteleza)
• Ndiwe chiyembekezo ndi ubwenzi, ndiwe fungo la maluwa, ndiwe chimwemwe ndi chisangalalo, ndiwe wokondwa, nyani

Dinani apa ndikuwona zithunzi zokongola kwambiri zolembedwa nthabwala zoseketsa

Nthawi zambiri nthabwala zoseketsa

Dinani apa ndikuwona nthabwala zoseketsa za Mahshashin

• Munthu wina wa m’mudzimo anati, “N’chifukwa chiyani ukuchita zopusa pafoni? Anakhala SIM khadi ya banja, yomwe ndi singles anga
• Wina adachita nawo nawo Who Will Win the Million?Anamufunsa za dzina lake? Funsani maganizo a anthu
• Wina amazungulira galimoto yake ku polisi, chifukwa chiyani? Mkazi wake ndi iye Moo mgwirizano wa lamba wapampando
• Bulu anadziwotcha (kutanthauza kuti anadzipha), mukudziwa chifukwa chake? Dziwani kuti akuwoneka ngati inu.
• Bulu anaona kavalo...    Mchimwene wake wa Lou ananena kuti ndinamaliza sukulu ya sekondale
• N'chifukwa chiyani mphemvu wopanduka? muletseni
• Yesani umunthu wanu: nenani: oh oh oh oh eya eya Zotsatira: 100% nyani zachilengedwe
• M’mene anamva za Tsiku la Valentine, anati: Kodi amapemphera kuti mmenemo?
• Cholinga changa m'moyo chinali kuti ndipambane chikondi chanu..  Ndipo pamene cholingacho chinakwaniritsidwa, chinakhala kulowerera!
• Gulu lina lochokera ku Zainab Al-Askari...   Ilo limadzitcha Katswiri wa Modi
• Wina akufuna kupita ku XNUMXth Street ... Anapita ku XNUMXth Street kawiri ndikubwerera
• Ndikufuna kukuthokozani ndikuti: Ndimakupatsirani nyama yowotcha ndi makala, ndipo chaka chilichonse mumanenepa.
• Munthu amene sankadziwa kusambira anaponyedwa m’nyanja ndi anzake koma sanamira. chifukwa chiyani? Chifukwa anagwedeza
• M'modzi adapita kusitediyamu ndi mbendera yakuda Chifukwa chiyani? Referee amalimbikitsa
• Chifukwa chiyani muli ndi dinar yophimba? Chifukwa adagwiritsa ntchito Islamic Bank
• Mwamuna wina wokondedwa..   Anakwatira mlongo wake kuonetsetsa kuti amamuwona tsiku lililonse
• Anakuuzanipo kuti galu wina wasiya kukumbukira. Akuyenda mumsewu akuti: “Iye ndiye.” Ayi Ayi ……. Oo
• Ku Upper Egypt, adatsekera wina mchipinda chozungulira..   Ndipo anati, “Mukakhala pakona, ndikutulutsani.”
• Mwanapiye atapachika chithunzi cha dzira, chifukwa chiyani? Kodi ukuganiza mmene ankaonekera ali wamng’ono?
• Kaslan adakonza ndondomeko yamasewera a ligi..   Anaika tsiku loyamba lopuma
• Tsiku lina munthu wina ankafuna kupha mkazi wake ndipo ananena kuti: “Ndimuphe kudziko lina chifukwa ngati ndikamupha m’dziko lakwathu adzandimanga.” Zosadziwika bwino.     Chitsirucho chinasangalala ndipo chinabwerera kwawo dziko...    Ndipo tsiku lomwe anafika pabwalo la ndege la dziko lake, apolisi ndi ma detective adamugwira ndikumuimba mlandu wakupha mkazi wake! Inde, mufunsa, adadziwa bwanji kuti ndiye wakupha? Tsiku limene iye ndi mkazi wake ankayenda ankasunga malonjezo ake koma mkazi wake ankangopita.

nthabwala zoseketsa kwambiri ndi kwambiri

• Mulungu amutsogolere ndi kukhalabe wachipembedzo. Iye analemba bukhu ndi kulitcha ilo ... Kutsogolera Mtundu za Satana kutemberera amayi ake!
• Dokotala ankafuna kuyesa anthu openga. Iye anawakokera khomo n’kuwauza kuti: “Tsegulani chitsekocho.” Choncho anapita kukatsegula kupatula mmodzi yekha basi.” Dokotalayo anati: “Bwanji osatsegula nawo?” “. Wamisalayo anati: “Chifukwa ndili ndi kiyi.”
• Ali ku Mahshash, anafunsa aledzera, ndipo anati, “N’chifukwa chiyani nkhanizi zatalika chonchi?” Iye anati, “Mwina lero ndi nkhani yomaliza.
• Tsiku lina mbewa wamsongole akuyenda mumsewu, mphaka adamuwona akubwera kwa iye, ndipo akubwera ndipo adagogoda ndi galimoto, ndikuthawa akugubuduza nsewu, kotero adakomoka atadzuka ndikuwona. mphaka wakufa, adati ndiyenera kusiya hashi kuti ndisadyere munthu wina
• Munthu woledzera amamufunsa Mahshash mayina a alongo ako, anati onse amatchedwa Muhammad, kupatula Khaled, yemwe dzina lake ndi Faisal.
• Chimphepo chinadzudzula anzakewo m’bafa, ndipo siphoniwo anawakanikiza
• Kamodzi, pakufunika zonyamulira ziwiri kuti zikafike pa furiji ya nsanjika 100, ndipo palibe chikepe.” Anati woyamba, “Ndili ndi uthenga wabwino kwa iwe, ndi uthenga woipa, ndinene chiyani?
• Wamagetsi amene bambo ake anamwalira, anthu amamulira.
• Panali munthu wina yemwe analowa mu golosale nati, “Kodi muli ndi ayisikilimu wa ma riyal awiri?” Malo ogulitsira anati, “Zingati?”
• Wogulitsa mankhwala a m’mudzi wina anafika kwa mayi wina n’kumuuza kuti ali ndi chinachake choti ayeretse nkhope yake. Iye anaibweretsa ngati nsembe
• Mahshishi ayile ku khoti na mujimbu wamwambile ngwenyi: “Uno uli mukwa-kwambujola? Adati: Wakwatiwa ndi mkazi m’modzi..    Woweruza: Kodi mukuchita mwachinyengo kodi alipo amene akwatira mwamuna?! Adati: "Inde, mlongo wanga wakwatiwa ndi mwamuna."
• Munthu ogenda miyala akuyenda munsewu adakumana ndi munthu wina yemwe adati Muhamadi wasintha kwambiri maso ako, nkhope yako ndi maonekedwe ako zasintha kwambiri Muhammad!! Adayankha nati: “Ine sindine Muhamadi.” Iye adati: “Oh, nawenso wasintha dzina lako.
• Mahshash atayima pakhomo la nyumba yawo, ndipo apolisi adamudutsa ndikumufunsa kuti: Kodi ndiwe wa anthu a m'nyumbayi? Adati kwa iwo: "Osati mwa Osakhulupirira Akuraishi."
• Mahshchin adawauza chifukwa chake maso anu ali ofiira? Anamuuza kuti ndife achibale
• Pa mlingo wanga, anapeza chuma...    Iye anati: Mulungu atamandike. Koma mapu ena onse
• Mahshash akuyenda mumsewu anapeza kamtengo kokanika kulembedwa nyumba yobwereka.Anapitiliza kugogoda pamtengo mpaka pomwe Mahshash anabwelanso kwa iye...Anamuuza kuti ukutani kuno? Wachiwiriyo anadzuka n’kumuuza kuti n’zodabwitsa, ngakhale kuti gululo linali kuwala ndi kuwala kwa pamwamba.
• Mahshash kumuuza mzake maso ofiira!! Iye anati ukakhala wobiriwira, yenda.
• Mahshash akulemba mbiri yakale: Abu Jahl anali kumwa cappuccino ku Starbucks ku Bani Qinqa, ndipo iye ndi amene anatsegula bluetooth. Iye anaponya cappuccino pamaso pa achinyamata, ndipo mu Baibulo lina sanapereke biluyo.

nthabwala zazifupi zaku Egypt

• Munthu wina wamaso anatulukira patapita zaka XNUMX kuti anali kuwononga ndalama kwa anansi ake
• Mbalame ilipo, mfuti ilipo, thumba lakonzeka, koma ndikusowa greyhound, ndipo lero ndi tsiku lanu.
• nsungwi yofotokozera? Chinthu chopanda moyo chidzakwera ndi kutsika kumbuyo kwanu ngati mutayitana mwamsanga
• Panali wina yemwe anagona mochedwa..    Anaphonya malotowo
• Panali munthu yemwe anabwelera kuulendo ndipo mnyumba mwake munali mphemvu..   Anadzuka ndikutsegula chitseko.
• Alipo anayi amene anapita kumtunda, chifukwa chiyani anabwerera atatu? Iwo anasiya chikumbutso chimodzi
• Winawake adasemphana maganizo ndi mkazi wantchito...   Ikani aliyense m’nyumba
• Choyamba: Chifukwa chiyani sitimayi ndi yofunika? Chachiwiri: chifukwa pali mizere iwiri pansi pake
• Panali munthu wina wa ku China yemwe ankafuna kumuzunza ... Anatsegula maso ake
• Munthu wina wa m’mudzimo anam’patsa samosa, ndipo anatsegula poganiza kuti ndi mphatso
• Wina analankhula...    Anathyola mutu wa munthu amene anali pafupi naye
• Wina adawona mayi ataima..   Anamubweretsera mpando
• Winawake anabweza mawu ake...     Kudabwitsa amene anamuwona
• Mwanawankhosa wokhala ndi mikwingwirima yofiira, bwanji chifukwa alibe mafuta ambiri.
• Mu 3 Amwenye omwe adapita kumtunda ndikulemba paphiri (Zokumbukira anthu 3)
• Tsiku lina, anthu awiri omwe anagendedwa miyala anavula zovala zawo n’kukhala m’kakwalala m’nyumba ina.    Wakuba anaba zovala zawo. !"
• Tsiku lina munthu wina wogendedwa ndi miyala anafunsa mchimwene wake kuti pali kusiyana kotani pakati pa sabata ndi chipululu? Adati sindikudziwa! Iye adati sabata ili ndi imodzi ndipo chipululu chilibe munthu.
• Nthawi ina, anthu awiri omwe anagendedwa ndi miyala ankalankhulirana..   N’chifukwa chiyani ambulansi inayimitsidwa kutsogolo kwa malo ophika buledi? Wachiwiri akhoza kuwotcha buledi.
• Mahshish akufunsa Mastol kuti nthawi yanji ndipo akuti sindikudziwa..   Anati n’zodabwitsa, ndikudziwa zisanu zokha!

Nthabwala ndi chinsinsi chake pakutuluka m'mavuto ndi kutopa

Nthabwala siziri kanthu koma kunyodola kufotokoza mkhalidwe womwe umafuna kuseka kapena kumwetulira powerenga kapena kumva, ndipo ndiko kuyesa kuchotsa kutopa kwa dziko ndi nkhawa zake, ndikusangalatsa anthu posintha mkhalidwe wawo. zachisoni ndi kutopa tsiku lonse mpaka kuseka ndi kumwetulira, ndi kuchoka ku mkhalidwe wakusakhazikika umene unaikidwa pa anthu kuchokera ku zenizeni .

Ponena za dziko lakale, ndipo izi ndi zomwe zimabwerezedwa m'dziko lamakono kapena m'dziko lathu lino, nthabwala inanenedwa kuthawa mphamvu ndi mphamvu ya chilamulo ndi kuponderezedwa kwake, zomwe zimatchedwa nthawi yathu ino ndale. , ndipo panali zonena zambiri za omwe adayambitsa nthabwalazo anali Aigupto akale, ndipo adazigwiritsa ntchito kuti athawe ku zowawa zenizeni, komanso kuti alowetse mphamvu mwa anthu ndikuwonjezeranso minofu yamtima ndi malingaliro, ndikujambulanso kumwetulira pankhope kenako nkubwerera kuntchito.

Nthabwala nthawi zambiri imasonyeza zenizeni ndi zochitika zake za tsiku ndi tsiku, ndipo zimanyoza zoipa zenizeni zenizeni, monga mphamvu zopondereza, kunyong'onyeka m'banja, kapena kunyozedwa chifukwa cha nkhanza kapena kusamvetsetsa ndi kumvetsetsa. Pali mitundu yambiri ya luso, koma kwambiri zamphamvu zonse ndi nthabwala zolankhulidwa, osati zolembedwa.

Ndipotu, sitingathe kunyoza ululu waumunthu, koma timayesetsa kusintha zenizeni kuti tifotokoze matanthauzo omwe achepa panthawiyi, monga kuzama ndi ntchito yomanga moyo. Momwemonso, kuseketsa makhalidwe oipa, nthabwalazo sizinathe ndipo sizidzatha, komanso mfundo ya nthabwala ndi zosangalatsa. Choncho ndikukupemphani kuti mumwetulire mochokera pansi pa mtima: Khalani amene mumakokera anthu mamiliyoni ambiri kuseka ndipo musamabe kuseka kwawo kuti lisadzabwere tsiku limene mukutsagana ndi chisoni ndi kusungulumwa.

Zithunzi zolembedwa pa izo nthabwala

Zithunzi za nthabwala zimawonetsedwa nthabwala m'lingaliro lakuti zimakhala ndi nthabwala, kaya zolembedwa kapena zowoneka, ndipo pamene zalembedwa, ndi chithunzi chabe ndipo nthabwala zimalembedwapo, koma zimawonekera, kotero zithunzi zake zimakhala ndi zoseketsa. mkhalidwe. Mwachitsanzo, munthu anatsetsereka ndi kugwa pansi, kapena zinthu monga choncho, kotero izo zikanakhala chithunzi choseketsa, ndipo lero tikuwonetsani mitundu iwiri ya zithunzi ndi zolembedwa.

nthabwala zoseketsa kwambiri

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